Cheer up! – now you can build your own bomber
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Has all this talk of war got you salivating? Do you often fantasize about being able to kill and maim foreign civilians and other evil-doers in person? Would you like to take some of that shock and awe to someone you know? Well now you can, with the new RumCo Spoiler Bomber™. Not only is it cheap, effective and easy to make – it also gives off a very low radar signature, leaving you free to engage richer countries as well as poor ones. As it counts as a UAV, citizens of some countries may need to check with the UN Security Council or the nearest US Embassy to see if they’re allowed to own these proud beauties. |
